Well, I don't give a damn
I don't fucking care
I'm gonna kill me mum and dad
and pull out me hair
I'm fed up with them all
and the English race
I'm gonna cut me liver out
and shove it in your face

Kilt - I wear a kilt!

I love my haggis
and lifting all my weights
I'm gonna cut my fingers off
and come up on my mace
I'm through with showing off
when I'm sleeping on your floor
I'm gonna cut me liver out
and nail it to your door

Kilt - I wear a kilt! (x2)

Alright you sassenach bastards,
listen up:
Fuck off!

I'm not pretentious
I'm lazy and rude
I'm boring and I'm stupid
and I'm viscious and lewd
I'm always showing off
by shitting on your floor
I'm gonna cut my head off
and nail it to your door